Introductions

My name is Ian, and I have never had a fight in my life (there I said it). Actually I have had one or two minor skirmishes in school ... vs Stephen Wincote age 6, and vs Mark Laven age 13 ... but that's it. I don't want to fight anyone in real-life, its just not me. I only admit that to give you a bit of context for this project. Over the next 12 months I am going to document our journey to become amateur boxers. Haha, I said amateur as if there's the option to be professional ... I am 32 years old, will be 33 in July, I work as a Sales Manager for a large software corporation, and I live in Ottawa, Canada with my wife of 5 and a half years and my dog, Fern. I am in reasonable shape, judge for yourself when you see the introductory video, but don't judge too hard because I ate a load of junk food and drank a load of booze before those shots to make the footage 12 months from now look even more impressive. Konrad is an Economist. I was pretty surprised when he said that he wanted to join in when I told him about the plan to transform myself into a boxer over the course of 12 months, with the goal of having a real boxing match on a proper bill. Konrad is younger than me. I would guess that he is fitter too, but I think its fair to say that we both have some hard work to do to keep this from being downright dangerous. Marcus is a Market Analyst, and is probably the fittest of the three of us starting the training. As of today Marcus has not commited to actually fighting but he wants to train, and I think he may get into it. I don't know, no pressure. Firuz is filming it all. I explained the plan to him about 2 months ago, and he liked the idea of tracking rather average, normal men trying to get fit enough not to get humiliated by some little shithead first time we step into the ring.


Buying the gloves at Canadian Tire

Sunday, May 4, 2008

The African King

My grandad just told me a story about when he was a kid. Apparently he was pretty good at boxing and even thought about trying to be professional. Anyway, in those days there were traveling carnivals with boxing rings where you could try to stay in a fight for three rounds to win a pound. I can imagine it exactly, in my head its in black and white and they're wearing all-in-ones. So he lined up to get fixed up for a fight, and he was supposed to fight the Welsh Schoolboys champion but when they weighed him in they found he was too heavy, so they matched him up with the biggest boxer there. He was called "The African King". My grandad told me it was doubly frightening to him because this was the first black fella he'd ever seen. He got battered, but managed to stay in the ring and win his pound. In his words, "That African King couldn't catch me with a bike, it was like if you've ever seen one of those films where the bloke sees the other bloke and tries to get under the ropes but they won't let him, it was just like that." Brilliant image ... he did catch him though because when he got home his father, my great Grandfather John, saw his nose spread all over his face and smacked him again. They were in the back yard and he threw a shilling on the floor and said, "If you want to fight, your brothers will give you a fight for that right here". They didn't fight, the point was made. I told my grandad not to worry, I have no intention of fighting at the fairground.

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